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Ode to the Internet
- The Internet: The world’s longest argument.
- The Internet: The Nerds, the Noobs and the Pwnd
- The Internet: 6 Billion idiots. 1 Address.
- The Internet: Mental Masturbation and, well, all kinds of masturbation.
- The Internet: What else does Al Gore have to do?
- The Internet: As easy as Lindsay Lohan. It’s open 24/7, shows you anything you want, and believes you when you say you’re at least 18.
- THE INTERNET: SO EASY, A PATREOTIC REPUBLICAN CHRISTIAN CONSERVUTIVE CAN US IT.
- The Internet: Helping smart people identify stupid people for over 30 years.
- The Internet: The party never ends.
- The Internet: Those idiotic posts you made all those times you were drunk will be around a lot longer than your dumb ass.
- The Internet: That Anonymous guy is a real a-hole.
- The Internet: Taking stalking to a whole new level.
- The Intertoobs: You might be a redneck if you have AOL on all your intranets.
- The Internet: IMO, u c 2 many id8s butchering da english languge!!!!1one, ROTFLOL!!!!11111!!1!
- The Internet: 10 more years should net enough essential information from the net for a unifying theory of stupid.
- The Internet: When Google merges with Disney, Wal-Mart, McDonald’s, AT&T, Microsoft and E-Bay, we are all screwed.
- The Internet: Evolution in action in more ways than one…
- The Internet: The most awesomest thing ever created. Even better than bacon. Even better than bacon AND hot lesbian sex!
- The Internet: When your cat takes up more band-width than small third-world nations it’s time to stand up and step away from the keyboard for a while.
- The Internet: Smoking weed does not automatically give you a high speed connection.
- The Internet: Illiterates don’t know what they are missing!
- The Internet: Bringing you advertising and junkmail at cyberspeed.
- The Internet: If you still can’t find Jesus here, stop looking.
- The Internet: Almost as good as reality.
- Scientology and ID: The biggest jokes on the internet.
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Watch what you say, or else we’ll get 4channed!
Speaking of Scientology and getting 4channed: http://www.wired.com/culture/culturereviews/magazine/17-10/mf_chanology
I meant that one anonymous guy that really gets around and seems to leave a comment everywhere you go, not Mr. Anonymous.
When I talked about cats taking up band-width, of course I was thinking of your kitty, Andy!