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Not an Acedemic Pursuit

Yesterday’s New York Times featured an article about the popularity of football leagues for the home-schooled.  As they often do, the NYT also published a related slideshow.  The first photo from this slideshow:

Home-School Football FAIL

Obvious sign is obvious.

I only wish this was photoshopped.


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23 comments for “Not an Acedemic Pursuit”

  1. Posted by FelixNo Gravatar | June 26, 2009, 10:23 am

    Well, the upside is that they can obviously follow the Hammer principle to any consequence without damaging anything important.
    Btw, does placing ‘Atheletics’ far below ‘God’ mean that they don’t move until God tells them to?
    The guy in the background looks quite healthy and strong – he’s probably a closet atheist.

  2. Posted by VanessaNo Gravatar | June 26, 2009, 10:43 am

    Perhaps academics needs to be a little higher on that list considering only 50% of the list is spelled correctly.

  3. Posted by Jamie VNo Gravatar | June 26, 2009, 10:52 am

    I’m amazed they even spelt “God” properly…

  4. Posted by ArchangelChuckNo Gravatar | June 26, 2009, 12:00 pm

    I dunno, “atheletics” is pretty important.

  5. Posted by Dave CrossNo Gravatar | June 26, 2009, 12:09 pm

    I wonder if Coach McDaniel was home-schooled :-)

  6. Posted by ButterNo Gravatar | June 26, 2009, 12:25 pm

    So Coach McDaniel has passive-aggressive issues with being on the receiving end of being nailed, does he?

    Obvious bottom is obvious.

  7. Posted by AnthonyNo Gravatar | June 26, 2009, 12:45 pm

    Mmmmm, *vomit* Oh nice. Was coached once on how sports are part of Communist regime. Sports, lets put the best against the lessor and see who wins. = DUH! Unless they get lucky.

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  9. Posted by pmNo Gravatar | June 26, 2009, 1:42 pm

    My guess is, this sign was professionally made, so the person who made the sign should have caught any spelling errors and made the sign correctly. Also, the coach and the person who made the sign probably attended a traditional school, so we can’t necessarily blame homeschooling for the improper spelling.

  10. Posted by Home Schooling. « Dead Wild Roses | June 26, 2009, 2:32 pm

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  11. Posted by LeoNo Gravatar | June 26, 2009, 3:36 pm

    Damn, Butter stole my joke.

    It seems like there’s always been this weird tie-in with religion and sports. Pre-game prayers and all that. Which is interesting considering the amount of superstitious behavior sports players often engage in. Not that there’s any connection between the two. Nope.

  12. Posted by msmouse05No Gravatar | June 26, 2009, 4:13 pm

    haha, that is awesome. Maybe that sign explains why professional athletes point towards the sky after they make a great play. They are just showing everyone that god comes first. Because if there is anything a god would care about it would be scoring a touchdown.

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  15. Posted by Another Home Schooling Success Story « (((Billy))) The Atheist | June 26, 2009, 8:01 pm

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  16. Posted by AnonNo Gravatar | June 26, 2009, 10:51 pm

    Although I think American football is an especially stupid sport, I’m glad the kids get an opportunity for physical activity.

    Some selected quotes from the article:

    The ranks of the home-schooled grew to 1.5 million nationally through 2007, up from 850,000 in 1999, when the Department of Education started keeping the statistic.

    Glory for Christ [Football League] has hung a “no girls allowed” sign

    Awwww, how adorable! For a six-year-old. Grow up.

    Ben['s] parents lost their farmhouse and business, driving the family, which has 10 children, into debt.

    Ten frickin’ children?!?!

    His coach, Mike Vaden … instructs Owen to “block as if you’re blocking for God.”

    Why block? What’s wrong with prayer? Oh, yeah, I forgot; IT DOESN’T WORK.

  17. Posted by ButterNo Gravatar | June 26, 2009, 11:50 pm

    His coach, Mike Vaden … instructs Owen to “block as if you’re blocking for God.”

    Hey Coach: BATHOS, UR DOIN IT RITE

  18. Posted by Mike T.No Gravatar | June 27, 2009, 5:44 am

    I always love it when they interview someone after his team wins, and he thanks God for guiding his team to victory. What happens the next week when they get crushed 49-3? Do they call for God to be fired?

  19. Posted by AndyNo Gravatar | June 27, 2009, 12:27 pm

    Ugghhh – what a kooky story ! The NY Times always seems to find these sort of characters/stories. I’m really starting to worry about the southern portion of the US though. This story definitely doesn’t help. Even though the civil war ended a good 140 yrs +, a sort of lingering sentiment of defiance, or bucking the system in a backwards way, still remains south of the Mason Dixon line.

    This past spring, I had the good fortune of driving from FL to IN. During this road trip I had never witnessed so many “JESUS SAVES” and “GUN SHOW NEXT EXIT” signs in all my life ! I even noticed some of the billboards for hotels along I-75 had little insignias of a fish in their advertisements. I also could not tune in any radio stations other than ones playing country music. Not the “good” 70’s country music with Willie Nelson or Merle Haggard mind you, but rather an all-out blitz of Toby Keith type stuff. I know I drove straight through the heart of bible belt country, but the experience left me with an odd and unsettling feeling.

    And to top it off, when I stopped to refuel and then pay for the gas, I was told more than once by the cashiers I encountered to have a “BLESSED DAY”.

    I had no idea bles-sed had two syllables too !!

  20. Posted by Esxcellance in “Acedemics” for home-schoolers « Dave Williams’ Blog | June 27, 2009, 1:30 pm

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  21. Posted by africangenesisNo Gravatar | June 28, 2009, 8:21 pm

    Hmmm, homeschoolers win more than their fair share of spelling bees. Perhaps PZ should have generalized to football coaches instead. A friend tells of one who sat every day in the teachers lounge with a paper sack over his head. He had this thing for the unknown comic.

  22. Posted by ButterNo Gravatar | June 29, 2009, 10:44 am

    You posted mostly the same comment at Pharyngula. Wrong tab, or somethin’?

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