I Have Found God!
April 13, 2008 by theodoersing
And Her name is spelled “G-O-O-G-L-E”
She answers every question I ask.
It’s gotten so habitual that I’ve started praying to Her.
There’s even a site for dyslexics (sort of).
And talk about a God who can communicate with all of Her creations! There are over 140 languages you can use to communicate with Her, including igPay atinLay, Elmer Fudd, and Hacker.
Seriously, have you never googled google? Ok, maybe I have too much time on my hands.
But there is one google site I really do recommend. It cuts out a lot of the mythos that you have to wade through to get to the good stuff.
That site talked me out of the last religion that I was sucked into and the one before that.
Thank Google for that.




